Elephant Jokes

Bad Elephant jokes
(should be attempted only by skilled humorists adept in the arts of timing and the exploitation of drunkenness/sheer exhaustion.)

#1 (must be told in 5 parts)
Q: How do you fit 4 elephants in a volkswagen?
A: Easy. Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: You find one set of elephant footprints in the butter.

Q: How do you know if two elephants have been in your fridge?
A: You find two sets of elephant footprints in the butter.

Q: How do you know if three elephants have been in your fridge?
A: (you guessed it) Three sets of elephant footprints in the butter.

Q: How do you know if four elephants have been in your fridge?
A: There's a volkswagen in the driveway.

#2 A genre of elephant joke employing the riotous "have you ever seen an elephant (there)?" ending.

Q: Why do elephants paint there toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees?

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: No
R: It works then, doesn't it?

Q: Why do elephants wear green capes?
A: So they can sneak across the tops of pool tables.
*Insert rioutous ending*

Q: Why do elephants wear sneakers?
A: So they jump from tree to tree between 2 & 4 in afternoon.

Q: Why are pygmies so short?
A: (variation on riotous ending) Because they went into the forest between 2 & 4 in the afternoon

#4
Q: What did the polite elephant say to the Zebra as he was trying to leave the forest?
A: Pardon me, but you're standing on my trunk.


The good humor man must now move on to greater things.
Shalom